DO NOT, under any circumstances, listen to the voice in your head that tells you this is a good thing to do.
For as your jiggly, white, naked body is sprinting up the stairs, the doorbell will ring. And you will notice the goofy smile of the UPS man, peeking through the glass on the side of your front door.
And he has just seen you in all your naked glory.
I mean this advice generally, of course. It's not as though anything like this has ever happened to me in real life.
Definitely not today.
And definitely not, say, about an hour ago.