Okay. Maybe the pants really looked like this:
They returned minutes later, just in time for the movie, and sat down to enjoy the show.
The rotund pair of pants and her daughter ran many errands after the movie. They went to the Home Depot. To Sam's Club. Even to the Target. Stores where, to their delight, they ran into no less than FOUR of their acquaintances over the course of the afternoon.
Her children found the predicament as funny as did their father.