Quotable

This morning as I'm sweeping the floor, Hannah comes in and says:

"Phew, it's a good 'fing you and Daddy aren't in prison. We would have to do A LOT of chores if you were."

Um, yeah. It is a good thing we're not in prison. I'd hate to see you actually doing some chores. Tell me why Daddy and I would go to prison?

"Because you both drive WAY TOO CRAZY."