There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's aloe vera

Admission for four to Sea World: Free, thanks to our annual pass (well, I guess not free, but free today, you know...)

Refilling our Sea World cups inside the park: $1.50

Two plastic swords for the begging little boys: $6

One pink dolphin necklace for a cheeky princess: $5

Walking around all day dripping wet as Shamu's salt water slowly erodes my sunburned skin down to the bone?

Priceless (and totally my own fault).