Wishing and hoping
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Things I need right now:
- A new purse
- Another diet coke
- Cookie dough
- AN END TO THE FRICKIN' WRITER'S STRIKE
- Warm weather
- A billion dollars
- New carpet in my basement
- More camera toys
- World peace
- A dog
- Lisa Marie's salsa chicken burritos
- A cleaning lady
- Cookie dough
- Lower taxes (or no taxes at all, really)
- A pedicure
- Britney Spears to get her crap together so I don't have to hear about her every time the TV is on
- Having The Husband in town for more than two days in a row
- A new windshield
- Girl's night out
- One date with Colin Firth dressed as Mr. Darcy (wherein he stares at me longingly just like he did in The Movie)
- Five hours to watch The Movie wherein he stares longingly
- A private jet
- More shoes
- Internet access that is not schizophrenic and actually works when you go to use it
- Condos in both New York City and Hawaii
- Skin without freckles
- Something with peanut butter and chocolate in it
- Cookie dough with peanut butter and chocolate in it
- For Bono to write a song about me
- All my BFFs to come to Blogapalooza
- A magic pill that will change my thighs from lard to hard
- A private concert by Frank Sinatra (yes, I realize he'd have to come back from the dead. I still want it)
- Photography classes from the great Nicole Hill
- A good haircut
- Unlimited access to the White House files on Kennedy and Area 51
- Temperatures above 20 degrees.
Things I will actually get right now:
- Another diet coke
- Cookie dough with peanut butter and chocolate in it
Two out of 36 ain't bad.
