Yes, that's right.
Important accidents, like Penicillin and x-rays, that changed life as we knew it forever.
And there were also some less-important things like Silly Putty, potato chips, and Viagra - all brought to us by accident.
Today, another accidental discovery was made, right here in my house.
It will never cure cancer. It will never redefine medical science. It will definitely never bring life back to any men suffering from E.D.
It will, however, cause me to develop a brain aneurysm.
Our scientist? She, the one I so glowingly sang the praises of a few days ago.
How far spaghettios will travel when accidentally dropped from the kitchen table:
And if that weren't enough, the spaghettios somehow defied gravity, and climbed UP THE BACK OF THE CHAIR, as though trying to return to the table from whence they came.
How many seconds before my head exploded, you ask?
About eight seconds. (I was a little shell shocked and had a delayed reaction.)
As a result of our accidental discovery, we now know that all it takes to turn me into a manic, mumbling fool is to cover half of my kitchen with tiny, little O's and sticky tomato sauce.
Please, internets, we're professionals here.
Do not try this at home.