Killing myself, one extension cord at a time
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Today, I...
Today, I did not:
I am thinking it has been a productive day thus far. Especially considering that it's a Monday.
- Played tennis for two hours (even though I really suck at it)
- Did six loads of laundry
- Cleaned four bathrooms
- Vacuumed two floors
- Pulled 1,934 weeds from my backyard
- Cursed weeds with eight different swear words (oh yes, I know that many)
- Screamed when I discovered a large spider on my bosom
- Killed large spider after knocking it off my bosom
- Looked down my cleavage and examined my bosom for any other lingering spiders
- Smiled sheepishly when the old lady next door caught me doing it
- Happily discovered I have strawberry plants growing in my backyard
- Moved three evergreen bushes to a different flower bed because I felt like it
- Trimmed all the hedges in my yard
- Accidentally severed the Husband's extension cord while trimming the hedges
- Buried extension cord in the trash so that the Husband will never see it
- Wondered aloud if you can die of electrocution when severing live wires
- Starting searching for landscapers to prevent future death by electrocution
- Read and commented on a few blogs
- Wrote my own (albeit pathetic) blog post, and
- Decided to be content with re-heating Thai food leftovers for dinner
Today, I did not:
- Shower (yet, but I will)
- Read novels
- See movies
- Cook dinner, or
- Eat 14 cookies (unlike yesterday)
I am thinking it has been a productive day thus far. Especially considering that it's a Monday.
