What he does not understand is that it is possible for a person to own multiple brown t-shirts.
I know he happily spends his days in a wife beater tank and dingy sweatpants (and who are we kidding, probably even wears them to work), but I feel it is my duty as his sister to help him see the possibilities open to him. He CAN own multiple shirts, even in the same color.
I know, right? It's like living dangerously.
Plus, I'd like to introduce you to my all-time favorite t-shirt. Internets, meet the basic tee from H&M.
They come in every color imaginable, fit snug and comfortable, and the best part? They are ONLY SIX DOLLARS. Which probably explains why I own at least ten in every color.
I have tried the $40 t-shirts from every store out there. And you know what? I always come back to my H&M tees. They fit just the way I like, plus they're long enough to cover the tramp stamp that I have across my lower back.
Okay. Well, maybe I don't have that. But if I did, it would cover it up nicely at those PTA meetings.
And guess what? If they wear out (as six dollar tees are prone to do), you can buy like 19 more. Because they're cheaper THAN SEEING A MOVIE.
So, Daniel, mock if you must. And be sure and stay tuned tomorrow when I model my 14 different black H&M tees.
Because spending a morning taking pictures of yourself for spite? Totally a worthwhile and productive endeavor.