Cause and effect: The BB gun version
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Question:
What happens when you take this:
And combine it accidentally with this?
Give up? You get this:
Which, thankfully, turned out not to be broken.
Instead, there was a hematoma [due to the blunt trauma of the thumb being smashed in the cock of the BB gun].
Have I mentioned before that I loathe blunt traumas of all kinds?
The urgent care doctor had a special tool that he used to burn a hole in McKay's thumbnail, to release the pressure and alleviate his pain. This caused a giant explosion of blood all over the examination room.
Which caused Chase to beg and plead to keep the special tool.
Which caused me to make a mental note of leaving Chase at home next time.
End result? Nearly all the pain is gone and McKay has a gross wound with which to scare away all the girls on the playground. He's very thrilled.
P.S. On a side note, I think the Husband has not been faithfully readinghis wife's wonderful words this dumb blog. Thanks to my friend, June, and her brilliant idea, I am going to put outrageous lies in here until he calls me on them. Like today, when I made out with Angelina Jolie. It was so hot.
What happens when you take this:
Instead, there was a hematoma [due to the blunt trauma of the thumb being smashed in the cock of the BB gun].
Have I mentioned before that I loathe blunt traumas of all kinds?
The urgent care doctor had a special tool that he used to burn a hole in McKay's thumbnail, to release the pressure and alleviate his pain. This caused a giant explosion of blood all over the examination room.
Which caused Chase to beg and plead to keep the special tool.
Which caused me to make a mental note of leaving Chase at home next time.
End result? Nearly all the pain is gone and McKay has a gross wound with which to scare away all the girls on the playground. He's very thrilled.
P.S. On a side note, I think the Husband has not been faithfully reading
