If I were to choose how I would ideally spend my free time, I would
First, I get to
sit around doing nothing practice the art of patience while I wait for the children to board the buses. Then I spend a painful thought-provoking hour in traffic, thanks to our annoying state a freeway construction project, and wait again at the Arch for the buses to arrive.
Once all the
loud and hyper happy and energetic children emerge from the bus, we maniacally shepherd sweetly lead them to the Arch museum for a tour. It is always a bore treat to listen while park rangers explain the intricacies of the buffalo digestion system. Most gag-inducing humorous moment was when an actual buffalo chip was passed around for the germ magnets children to fondle with their bare hands.
Some of the
sickos darlings even raised the large chunk of poo specimen to their noses for a sniff.
And the talking statues are
I mean, what makes a chaperone happier than
Best part of the day was definitely
Remind her of this when she's 15 and hates me, will you?