Today I
got stuck had the privilege of accompanying little miss Hannah on her
non-learning party away from school class field trip to the Arch. It was, as all field trips are,
sheer torture delightful.
If I were to choose how I would ideally spend my free time, I would
never almost always choose spending time with
other people's annoying children Hannah and her school friends.
First, I get to sit around doing nothing practice the art of patience while I wait for the children to board the buses. Then I spend a painful thought-provoking hour in traffic, thanks to our annoying state a freeway construction project, and wait again at the Arch for the buses to arrive.
Once all the loud and hyper happy and energetic children emerge from the bus, we maniacally shepherd sweetly lead them to the Arch museum for a tour. It is always a bore treat to listen while park rangers explain the intricacies of the buffalo digestion system. Most gag-inducing humorous moment was when an actual buffalo chip was passed around for the germ magnets children to fondle with their bare hands.
Some of the sickos darlings even raised the large chunk of poo specimen to their noses for a sniff.
And the talking statues are
creepy not at all creepy. In fact, I would call them
zombie-like life-like and interesting. An added
fright bonus was the homeless man that had wandered in and was trying to
possibly kidnap bring Jesus to the children.
I mean, what makes a chaperone happier than
having to fear for the safety of her charges getting to see interesting urban characters?
Best part of the day was definitely
listening to the kids whine for lunch watching the children leap with excitement when it was time to eat. And
annoying thrilling to see that they were too busy playing human dominos to
actually sit down and eat.
Seriously though.
It was
a very long day really fun. I honestly
hope I don't have to go to another one of these this year can't wait for the next one.
Remind her of this when she's 15 and hates me, will you?
