But what is most exciting to me is a little article featuring this family on page 130:
Just so happened that this darling family was one of them:
What's that? You can't find a copy of it in your store?
That's probably because I single-handedly bought all the copies west of the Mississippi.
Really, it may be my one and only shot at fame, fortune, and status. I've got to make the most of it. You know, in case other magazines start beating down the door, begging for my work. My raw, undeveloped talent. My very essence, my aura...
All right. Stopping now. That was fun.