My second born son was roaming the backyard in nothing but a pair of shorts and sneakers. Keep in mind that it was LITERALLY FOUR DEGREES OUTSIDE.
That's right, I said four. Not fourteen. Not forty. FOUR FREAKING DEGREES.
He had the Flipshare video camera in his hand, and was talking to it, filming himself as he went.
I knew immediately what he was doing.
He was living out his own version of Survivorman. My boys are both big fans of the show and have watched and re-watched every episode at least a dozen times. Were I to give the approval, they would immediately be off the grid, living off the land -- no food, no shelter (and no fun, if you ask me).
It boggles the mind. Truly.
Here is our very own Survivorman, Chase. Best part about the video is around 0:59 when he says, "Well, I think I'm going back in. Not because I'm cold, but because I think I might be getting yelled at. Better get it over with."
How well this child knows his mother.