Inquiring minds want to know
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Totally random, but there are some questions that have been rattling around this empty head of mine all week, and I am looking to the wise internet for answers.
You know, instead of putting my soft-core p@rn dreams out there for you to interpret. (Really, internet? Hugh Jackman? Really? I just don't get it. But then again all I can picture him as is the wolf man from Xmen. Never saw Australia. Maybe that would help?)
ANYhoo, onto the pressing questions of the day.
Why is it, no matter how hard I try, can I never divide my bread dough evenly? Is there a special tool out there that would ensure my loaves are the same size? I realize the discrepancy is small, but for this OCD brain, it hurts just a little every time I look at it. I have to stop myself from slicing the bottom of the smaller loaf off when it comes out of the oven.
Yes, I am diseased. No, I do not care.
Anyone have any answers for this one? A scale? A dough measurer thingie? I need something.
And then I can work on peace in the middle east.
Second, WHY can I put shirts like this in the washer with bleach and the colored writing on them comes out fine?
And shirts like this in the washer with bleach come out with all the letters bleach-ified? Why does bleach NOT affect some things and totally destroy others?
Inquiring minds want to know.
(These letters used to be dark blue. Now they are a manly shade of pink. Which totally makes my self-conscious middle school boy happy, I'm sure. And yet the rest of the lettering remains unharmed. What the eff?)
And last, but not least, why are there not seat belts on school buses? Do not tell me it is because the 60 children on the bus are actually safer without them. I've seen those buses barrel down the streets, and those kids are standing, kneeling, jumping, twisted around, and sitting every which way but forward. I am literally sick at the what ifs should the unthinkable happen.
Something tells me it has a lot to do with the thing they call money, and that bothers me a whole lot. After all, look at the precious cargo being hauled around every day:
That angel face is at least worth the cost of a seat belt. Don't you think?
Give me your best answers so I can sleep at night and dream aboutBen Affleck the Husband in peace, will you?
You know, instead of putting my soft-core p@rn dreams out there for you to interpret. (Really, internet? Hugh Jackman? Really? I just don't get it. But then again all I can picture him as is the wolf man from Xmen. Never saw Australia. Maybe that would help?)
ANYhoo, onto the pressing questions of the day.
Why is it, no matter how hard I try, can I never divide my bread dough evenly? Is there a special tool out there that would ensure my loaves are the same size? I realize the discrepancy is small, but for this OCD brain, it hurts just a little every time I look at it. I have to stop myself from slicing the bottom of the smaller loaf off when it comes out of the oven.
Yes, I am diseased. No, I do not care.
Anyone have any answers for this one? A scale? A dough measurer thingie? I need something.
And then I can work on peace in the middle east.
Second, WHY can I put shirts like this in the washer with bleach and the colored writing on them comes out fine?
And shirts like this in the washer with bleach come out with all the letters bleach-ified? Why does bleach NOT affect some things and totally destroy others?
Inquiring minds want to know.
(These letters used to be dark blue. Now they are a manly shade of pink. Which totally makes my self-conscious middle school boy happy, I'm sure. And yet the rest of the lettering remains unharmed. What the eff?)
And last, but not least, why are there not seat belts on school buses? Do not tell me it is because the 60 children on the bus are actually safer without them. I've seen those buses barrel down the streets, and those kids are standing, kneeling, jumping, twisted around, and sitting every which way but forward. I am literally sick at the what ifs should the unthinkable happen.
Something tells me it has a lot to do with the thing they call money, and that bothers me a whole lot. After all, look at the precious cargo being hauled around every day:
That angel face is at least worth the cost of a seat belt. Don't you think?
Give me your best answers so I can sleep at night and dream about
