Step two: Sit bolt upright in bed on Monday night and realize you did not do a how-to Tuesday post.
Step three: Collapse back onto your soft pillows and decide that it's okay.
Step four: Fall fast asleep.
Step five: Apologize, beg the internet's mercy, and plan a really great post for next week.
Forgive me, will you? [And still feel free to share your brilliance here.]
I know. I am so lame it's ridiculous.