Next they wanted to have a bakery.
Tragically, it was a half hour before dinner time. And since I am
Seeing as how treats take at least a half hour to bake, another half to cool, and a third half for me to stop eating them long enough for the kids to sell them to the maybe one person who would be wandering our street at that hour. Our neighborhood? Del Boca Vista. Everyone is sound asleep in bed around here by five o'clock.
Hearts heavy, and all the business acumen nearly drained from their souls, they thought of a third potential business venture.
Internet, I give you the Fall & Leaves Co. Which is apparently very strong in religious acts.
Interesting question to ponder (aside from how one goes about becoming very strong in religious acts) is exactly where the business plans to acquire two leaf blowers, a dozen rakes, and hundreds of leaf bags. Because I'm pretty sure that I own none of those things.
Seeing as how our neighborhood does most of our lawn care for us and all.
Details. Getting in the way of budding entrepreneurs every day.