2012 is off to a good start
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This morning, at the unholy hour of 7:42 in the a.m., the phone rang. Still reeling from the eating and napping hard partying I did last night, I begged the Husband not to answer it.
And, as he is occasionally wont to do, he chose not to listen to me.
[Thankfully.]
It was our bank calling. They wanted to double check that we actually did want to order those expensive hookers and a limo service in New Jersey before they authorized the charges on our credit card.
Seeing as how we are in Missouri, fun like that might be a little difficult to enjoy.
Lucky for us, our bank is vigilant and doesn't let little things like hookers and limos fly under the radar and go unnoticed. Not so lucky, however, for the identity thieves who are now sitting in Trenton wondering how in the world they will ever pay for their wild night with Sheila and Tiffanie.
But for us, I'd say we're off to a good start on our New Year's Resolution list: No more hookers or limo rides through New Jersey.
I think it's going to be a good year.
And, as he is occasionally wont to do, he chose not to listen to me.
[Thankfully.]
It was our bank calling. They wanted to double check that we actually did want to order those expensive hookers and a limo service in New Jersey before they authorized the charges on our credit card.
Seeing as how we are in Missouri, fun like that might be a little difficult to enjoy.
Lucky for us, our bank is vigilant and doesn't let little things like hookers and limos fly under the radar and go unnoticed. Not so lucky, however, for the identity thieves who are now sitting in Trenton wondering how in the world they will ever pay for their wild night with Sheila and Tiffanie.
But for us, I'd say we're off to a good start on our New Year's Resolution list: No more hookers or limo rides through New Jersey.
I think it's going to be a good year.
