Having the grandparents show the kids an R-rated movie (even a World War II historical masterpiece) will produce a lot of "discussions" on S-E-X (as McKay calls it). Even though the S-E-X parts were skipped over and not actually viewed by my children.
These "discussions" will be so entertaining for me that I will have to leave the room to keep from laughing in front of McKay.
When visiting my husband, I should always remember to bring my contact lens case.
Putting my contacts in a cup - and informing my husband of that fact - will not stop him from accidentally drinking my contacts in the morning.
Hannah will notice immediately if one shred of my outfit is new. Whining and complaining about the lack of her own new outfit will soon follow.
It is possible to gain five pounds in four days.
It will take twice as many days to take those five pounds off.
When going to the grocery store solely for milk, I will buy everything else for sale and get home before I realize that I forgot to actually buy the milk.
In Touch Magazine is purely a smut-filled trash rag that brings me great pleasure to read all alone on a plane.
Having a few days away does wonder for a mother's soul.
Stie's Thoughts
Welcome! I am Christie, a wife, mother, and diet coke addict. I write to remember the gift that is my life. I wear diamond shoes, complain frequently, and wish desperately that my babies would stop growing up so fast.
“You’re all too self-absorbed to pay any attention to me!”
